And the Winner is….

I love the Golden Globes.  I love watching everyone drink and socialize.  It looks like the perfect cocktail/dinner party and much like anyone with a beating heart, I for one would love to participate.

Having said that, what would you NOT be caught wearing or looking like on the red carpet? I have a few examples….followed by what we would be caught wearing below.

Let’s start with our Fashion Police Captain herself Kelly Osbourne wearing Zac Posen. I’m smurfed, I mean miffed. Enough said, let’s move on...

I know you just got engaged Jen, but isn’t it a little too soon to be trying out wedding dresses? Newly engaged actress Jessica Biel in Elie Saab.

All hail the King and Queen.  I get it, you’re Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie you can wear whatever you want.  I realize what Ang is wearing is something you either love or hate, I for one thinks she looks like a geisha, a very beautiful geisha but a geisha nonetheless. Angelina wearing Atelier Versace and Pitt in Ferragamo.

Lastly, I personally wish I could dress like my favorite rock star and get away with it. However, I look nothing like any of the Beatles. It’s nice to see that Tilda Swinton however can morph herself into Bowie so effortlessly. Tilda Swinton, supporting We Need to Talk About Kevin, arrives in a Haider Ackermann dress/suit.

Well then I think I’ve gone on enough about what I wouldn’t be caught dead in on the red carpet. Let’s explore what I’d give my right arm to wear in the following images.

Elle Macpherson “the body” wears Zac Posen.

Charlize Theron wearing  Dior.

I love Emma Stone. She looked amazing in this Lanvin Gown.

Rooney Mara opts for an edgy black Nina Ricci frock with cut-out sides

There were so many others but I just wanted to highlight what  I absolutely loved. So lastly, I want to point out to miss “fashion police” Osbourne that THIS IS THE WAY YOU WEAR A BLUE GOWN.

Sofia Vergara flaunts her figure in a mermaid-style Vera Wang
Until the next red carpet…………………..
Bisous!