Miffed again by Resort PRADA 2018

I always wonder what “Resort” are we talking here? I find this season “resort” to be a bit miffing. Can anyone clarify how this strange season came to be? It’s not Spring it’s not Summer it’s some special destination collection that never looks like you would pack it in a suitcase. Case in point, Prada’s new “resort” collection.  This mysterious place where you wear 20’s style lingerie disguised as dresses with knee socks  and of course your super slick modern holster which looks like a camera phone. OK, you win. I’ll buy it. I always buy it.